Dropped a 10-pound plate on my foot: not a scratch.
Ran into a turnstile: it’s a week and a half later, and I look like I’m dating Chris Brown.
Dropped a 10-pound plate on my foot: not a scratch.
Ran into a turnstile: it’s a week and a half later, and I look like I’m dating Chris Brown.
This move is devilishly brilliant: The US decides if it can tax you based on where you incorporate your company. Ireland decides if it can tax you based on the location of the people managing the company. So if you incorporate a subsidiary in Ireland, and manage it from the US, you don’t (so far) don’t have to pay taxes in either country. And that’s exactly what Apple has done, not filing a tax return for AOI anywhere in the world in the last five years.
That is magnificently crooked. And probably not illegal. But still breathtakingly crooked.
“Oh, you know, just walking down the street with my big lizard and binoculars. What, is that weird?”