May 21, 2013
Dropped a 10-pound plate on my foot: not a scratch. 

Ran into a turnstile: it’s a week and a half later, and I look like I’m dating Chris Brown.

Dropped a 10-pound plate on my foot: not a scratch.

Ran into a turnstile: it’s a week and a half later, and I look like I’m dating Chris Brown.

May 21, 2013

May 20, 2013
The seven craziest findings in the US investigation of Apple’s tax avoidance practices

This move is devilishly brilliant: The US decides if it can tax you based on where you incorporate your company. Ireland decides if it can tax you based on the location of the people managing the company. So if you incorporate a subsidiary in Ireland, and manage it from the US, you don’t (so far) don’t have to pay taxes in either country. And that’s exactly what Apple has done, not filing a tax return for AOI anywhere in the world in the last five years.

That is magnificently crooked. And probably not illegal. But still breathtakingly crooked.

May 20, 2013

May 20, 2013

May 19, 2013

May 19, 2013

May 19, 2013

May 19, 2013
Another winner from yesterday.

Another winner from yesterday.

May 19, 2013
“Oh, you know, just walking down the street with my big lizard and binoculars. What, is that weird?”

“Oh, you know, just walking down the street with my big lizard and binoculars. What, is that weird?”